The Simpsons Season 6

In “Bart of Darkness” (S6, E1), there’s a scene in which Bart falls from a tree. Nelson points and laughs with his characteristic “Haw Haw”. When another child says Bart’s really hurt and has probably broken his leg, Nelson replies, “I said Haw Haw.” It’s funny because it’s so horrible. My brother really liked this line and would quote it often.

“Lisa’s Rival” (S6, E2) is pretty funny. A new girl in school is smarter than Lisa which causes her to sabotage her Tell Tale Heart diorama. Ralph Wiggum gets a couple of good lines. “I crushed my Wookie” and “My cat’s breath smells like cat food” are hilarious. The funniest part of the episode is the subplot in which Homer steals sugar from a crashed truck. He keeps the pile of sugar in the backyard and guards it, paranoid that someone will steal it. He mangles a quote from Scarface, claiming that in America, first you get the sugar, then you get the money, then you get the women. His monologue in which he impersonates the blue bloods wondering what is to be done about this Homer Simpson was great.

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Good News Friday

  • Mexican first responders arrive in Texas to support flood relief efforts. Good Good Good.
  • Baltimore has had its fewest homicides in 50 years. Fox Baltimore.
  • Burundi eliminates trachoma as a public health problem. WHO.
  • People are now putting up a gigawatt’s worth of solar panels, the rough equivalent of the power generated by one coal-fired plant, every fifteen hours. The New Yorker.
  • India hits 50% non-fossil power milestone five years ahead of schedule. Reuters.
  • In an historic first, solar power generated more electricity than any other source in the EU last month. Euronews.
  • A secret population of one of the most endangered animals in South America was just discovered in Chile. Good Good Good.
  • Paris reopens Seine River to public swimming for first time in a hundred years after clean up program. The Guardian.
  • Robot performs 1st realistic surgery without human help. EurekAlert!

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Good News Friday

  • In 1987, 30% of countries were classified as low-income and 25% as high-income. By 2024, these ratios shifted to 12% low-income and 40% high-income. World Bank.
  • In the US, deaths attributable to heart attacks plummeted by 89 percent between 1970 and 2022. Journal of the American Heart Association.
  • New York City recorded its fewest number of shooting victims in three decades — and the second-lowest murder rate — in the first half of 2025. NY Daily News.
  • Poland’s clean energy usage overtakes coal for first time. Financial Times.
  • Norway offered residents a chance to win a $1,000 prize for recycling; now 97% of all plastic bottles are returned. Good Good Good.
  • Flint replaces most lead pipes 10 years after the Michigan water crisis. NBC News.
  • About 1,000 lost pets are being found each month thanks to AI-powered facial recognition software. CNET.

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Theodore Roosevelt by Henry F. Pringle

Happy Independence Day! Last year for the Fourth of July, I wrote about Rutherford B. Hayes. Two years ago, on July 1st I wrote about John Tyler. This year, I’m writing about Theodore Roosevelt.

Theodore Roosevelt, Jr. was born to a well-off family in New York in 1858. Called Teedie, he was a sickly child who suffered from asthma and was extremely nearsighted. He read constantly and wanted to be a naturalist (he smelled of formaldehyde until he left for college). His mother once ordered the maid to clean the dead mice out of his bureau and he mourned “The loss to Science!”

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Good News Friday

  • Before the 1970s, most children affected by leukemia would quickly die from it. Now, most children in rich countries are cured. Our World in Data.
  • In the US, drug overdoses killed more than 31,000 people under the age of 35 in 2021. That number plummeted to only 16,690 fatal overdoses in 2024. NPR.
  • In the early 1980s, nearly 1,400 out of every 100,000 children under five died of pneumonia every year in Nepal. By 2021, the death rate dropped to only 75 per 100,000. Our World in Data.
  • Suriname certified malaria-free. WHO.
  • Homicide rates in Italy have dropped by 80% since 1990. Our World in Data.
  • After peaking at more than 1.6 million Americans in 2009, the prison population was just more than 1.2 million at the end of 2023, and is on track to fall to about 600,000. The Atlantic.
  • So far in 2025, solar power has accounted for 25% of Pakistan’s utility-supplied electricity, which makes it one of fewer than 20 nations globally that have sourced a quarter or more of monthly electricity supplies from solar farms. Reuters.
  • In recent months, about 70% of all new passenger vehicles sold in Nepal were electric. Clean Technica.
  • Amazonian scorpion venom can kill breast cancer cells. Science Alert.
  • New Zealand scientists stumble upon way to reduce cow dung methane emissions by 90%. Bloomberg.

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Good News Friday

  • There are over 100 million fewer children in child labor today than in 2000, even as the child population increased by 230 million over the same period. UNICEF.
  • Jamaica records significant decline in murders: 42 percent year-on-year reduction. NY Carib News.
  • $105M reparations plan for descendants of 1921 Tulsa race massacre unveiled by mayor. ABC News.
  • In the first quarter of 2025, the United States added 8.6 GW of solar manufacturing capacity, led by factories in Texas, Ohio, and Arizona. Wood Mackenzie.
  • Once thought extinct, Attenborough’s long-beaked echidna has been rediscovered. Nature.

For more good news, check out Fix the News and The Progress Network.

Good News Friday

  • India’s extreme poverty rate has dropped from 27.1% in 2011-12 to 5.3% in 2022-23, lifting nearly 270 million people out of extreme poverty. Times of India.
  • In 2001, an estimated 1.7 million girls were ‘missing’ from birth registries each year due to sex-selective abortions, mainly in South and East Asia. Today, that number has fallen to around 200,000. The Economist.
  • UK cancer survival rate doubles since 1970s. The Guardian.
  • Detroit, New Orleans, Los Angeles, Philadelphia, and Baltimore each reported fewer murders through May than any year since the 1960s, and New York City reported the fewest murders ever reported through May 2025. Jeff-alytics.
  • Colombia reports 33% drop in deforestation in early 2025, with major progress in Amazon parks. AP.
  • Melbourne team demonstrates way to make the HIV virus visible within white blood cells, paving the way to fully clear it from the body. The Guardian.
  • FDA clears Wildtype’s cell-cultivated salmon for US debut. AgFunder.

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President McKinley: Architect of the American Century by Robert W. Merry

William McKinley Jr. was born in Ohio in 1843, the seventh of nine children. He grew up in a small town with only 300 inhabitants. His father produced pig iron. His Methodist mother was opposed to slavery and encouraged education.

As a small boy, Will drove the cows to and from pasture. In winter, his feet were so cold, he warmed them up by pressing his feet in the soil where the cows had lain to enjoy the “pure luxury” of their leftover warmth.

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